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Just saw the first episode of the new Mystery Science Theater 3000 series on Netflix, and IT IS AWESOME!

I first saw MST3K when I was very young, back during it's run on the SYFY Channel (back when it was still the Sci-Fi Channel).

Like with Doctor Who, I wasn't sure what to make of this strange, science fiction series. The concept was weird, a guy and two robot puppets, watched bad movies, while cracking wise about them.

Years later, I saw the MST3K Movie, on demand, for cable; and it was hysterical! I started to research this quirky show, learning all about Joel Robinson, Mike J. Nelson and their robot pals, Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo and CROOOOOOW!!!!!!!

I learned what Riffing was, and how to do it, and surprisingly, my friends and family said I was good at it. So when I heard that MST3K Creator, Joel Hodgson was pulling a Kickstarter to bring it back, I WAS THRILLED!

I checked out the campaign every day, sharing hashtags, links and pages, to help spread the word about bringing the crew of the Satellite of Love back from the dead, and to my thrill, IT WORKED.

Having MST3K on Netflix is the best idea, for it to thrive, and become the sensation it once was. This new series is different from the original, but it captures the humor and feelings of the old show, and I can't wait for more!
  • Listening to: MST3K Love Theme
  • Watching: MST3K: The Return
  • Eating: Hamdingers
  • Drinking: Canned Wassail
Dressed to the Nines

Dressed to the Nines by EclipseGroup92



Just got back from a choir performance tonight, with my college's performance ensemble. I've been in various choirs, all my life, and I love to sing. It's been a few years, since I've been in a performing ensemble, and my feet and back aren't used to it, anymore! Lots of fun, but I'm aching from my feet to my lower back.
So I've just started watching the Netflix adaptation of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, and so far it's been great! The humor is spot on, the effects and designs are perfect, and the acting is fantastic! I loved the books growing up, and I liked the movie when it first came out, and wished that they could have made more. At long last, I get to see the other books adapted for live action! There are some things that I think the movie did better, but there are others that the TV series has done well too! I can't wait for season two, and see books 5-9 adapted for the screen!
  • Listening to: Look Away! (Theme of Series of Unfortunate Events)
  • Reading: The Bad Beginning
  • Watching: A Series of Unfortunate Events on Netflix
  • Eating: Very Frosty Donuts
  • Drinking: Very Foamy Drinks
Originally made by camprock123 :iconcamprock123:
(Formerly called the Retard quiz, but I don't like that word.)

1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [ ] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] You sometimes don’t understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.

19. [x] You didn’t even notice there wasn’t a number 13 in this quiz

20. [x] You just checked to see if there wasn’t a number 13




So how Foolish are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's (I'm 75% a Fool!)
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

Post a comment saying "I am __ % Fool!"
These 10 questions originally came from a French series, "Bouillon de Culture" hosted by Bernard Pivot. 

They're better known as the questions that James Lipton asks every guest at the end of "Inside the Actor's Studio" show. 

Answers them for yourself, and have fun with your friends. You'll be  amazed at how much they reveal about a person's thoughts, feelings and beliefs.


  1. What is your favorite word? (Keister)
  2. What is your least favorite word? (The N Word)
  3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? (Traveling to new places, inspires my creativity)
  4. What turns you off? (Needless Cruelty and Stupidity)
  5. What is your favorite curse word? (I use a lot of British swear words, so I guess maybe Bugger)
  6. What sound or noise do you love? (Rain)
  7. What sound or noise do you hate? (Heavy Machinery, and Construction Noises)
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? (Unemployed, but would love to have a Cafe/Jazz Club establishment)
  9. What profession would you not like to do? (Construction Worker)
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ("See, all that needless worrying for nothing, it all turned out ok after all!")

I Tag the Following People. :iconpetersassypan: & :iconizthedoommovie:


~VAMPIRE~
[x] You'd Rather Be Pale Than Tan.
[ ] You Like To Eat Or Drink Red Things. 
[x] You're Lustful/Sexual.
[ ] When You're Kissing Someone, You Tend To Bite Them.
[ ] You're Dark, Mysterious, And Seductive.
[x] You've Tasted Your Own Blood Before And Liked It. 
[x] Being Out In The Sun Too Long Makes You Feel Weak 
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others. 
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything. 
[x] You're more active at night. 
Total: 5

~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~
[x] You're Incredibly Lustful/Sexual.
[x] Sex Is Almost Always On Your Mind. 
[ ] You Could Make Someone Completely In Love With You By Merely Kissing Them. 
[ ] You Burn Through Lovers Quickly. 
[ ] You Can Make Love With Someone And Drop Them In The Same Breath.
[ ] If You Don't "Feed" Your Lust, You Go Insane.
[ ] You Have Strong/Long Nails. 
[ ] You Could Get Nearly Anyone You Want.
Total: 2

~WEREWOLF~
[x] You have a bad temper. 
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast. 
[x] You Love The Moon.
[x] You're Very Loyal. 
[x] If You Love Someone, You'll Do Whatever You Possibly Can To Protect Them. 
[x] You Would Go On A Devastated Rampage Should Your Loved Ones Be Harmed. 
[x] You Like Dogs. 
[x] You're fairly Sturdy in stature.
[x] You're Either A Good Leader Or A Solitary Person. 
[x] You Have A Hard Time Controlling Yourself Half Of The Time. 
Total: 9

~NEKO(Cat-Person)/WERECAT
[x] You Like Cats. 
[ ] You're lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You Like Gymnastics. 
[x] You Love To Eat Seafood.
[x] You're Affectionate And Cozy. 
[x] If Someone Is Able To Sneak Up On You And Startle You, You Jump Up Or Swat At Them. 
[ ] You Like Yarn.
[ ] You Like Chasing Things. 
[ ] You're An Excellent Hunter/Fighter. 
Total: 4


~ZOMBIE~
[x] You're An Outcast. 
[x] You Feel As If You're Not Truly Alive. 
[x] You'll Moan When You're Hurt Rather Than Scream Or Cry
[x] You Tend To Zone Out. 
[x] You Don't Feel Very Smart. 
[ ] You Like Worms. 
[x] You Like Taking Things Slowly. 
[ ] You Like Odd Foods.
[x] You Prefer To Suffer In Silence.
[x] You Don't Get Much Sleep. 
Total: 8

~SPIRIT/GHOST~
[x] You're Invisible. 
[ ] You Have An Oddly Eerie Presence.
[ ] You Can Send Chills Down A Person's Spine Just By Looking At Them. 
[x] You Have Messy Hair That Is Partially/Completely In Your Face. 
[ ] You're Incredibly Gentle. 
[x] You're Very Shy Around Someone You Find Attractive 
[x] You Tend To Simply Disappear When no One's Looking. 
[ ] You Enjoy Scaring People.
[x] You Like The Indoors.
[x] You Are Deeply Connected To The Ones You Love No Matter What Happens. 
Total: 6

~GHOUL~
[x] You Will Eat Just About Anything.
[x] You Like To Attack People Verbally Or Physically 
[ ] You Are Thrilled If You Can Make Someone Bleed. 
[/] You Wouldn't Care If You Hurt Someone As Long As You Can Get What You Want From Them. 
[ ] You Like Stalking People. 
[ ] You Find It Fun To Crawl Into Tight, Small, Cramped, Dirty Spaces.
[x] You Get Hungry Easily. 
[ ] You Like Torture. 
[ ] You live to hurt people. 
[ ] You Like The Idea Of Being Insane.
Total: 3 1/2

~WITCH~
[ ] You're Into Wicca/Paganism. 
[ ] You Like Magical Objects. 
[x] You Believe In Magic. 
[ ] You Perform Odd Rituals On A Daily Basis.
[ ] People Find You Intolerably Cruel. 
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people. 
[ ] You Feel Deeply In Touch With Nature And Hate Industrialization.
[x] You Love Black Cats/Ravens. 
[ ] You Practice Voodoo. 
[ ] You Tend To Laugh Hysterically While Picking Up On Someone You Find Attractive.
Total: 2

~SHAPE-SHIFTER~
[ ] You Have Different Personalities 
[ ] Your Style Could Change From Goth To Preppy In The Same Second. 
[ ] You Have More Than One Lover. 
[ ] You're Unpredictable. 
[ ] You Would Change Yourself Entirely To Fit In. 
[x] You Are Fond Of Many Different Things. 
[ ] You Can Easily Get Out Of Trouble By Changing Your Demeanor. 
[x]  You often say one thing and mean another. 
[x] You Like To Leave Your Clothes On The Floor After Taking Them Off.
Total: 3

~DEMON~
[x] You Have A Very Bad Temper.
[x] You're Usually Angry. 
[ ] You Have To Make Other People Miserable With Every Breath That You Take. 
[ ] You Worship Satan.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You love to mess with people's heads.
[ ] You Could Do Just About Anything Bad To Someone And Feel Proud. 
[ ] You Laugh When Other People Are Hurt. 
[ ] Physically Harming Someone Turns You On. 
[x] You Respond To An Insult By Viciously Attacking The Other Person. 
Total: 3

~ANGEL~
[ ] You Take Care With Everything You Do. 
[x] You Can Be Extremely Serious. 
[ ] You're Gentle And Kind To Even Your Worst Enemies. 
[ ] You Cannot Hold A Grudge Against Anyone.
[ ] You Would Gladly Endure Anything For The Sake Of The Ones You Love.
[ ] People See You As Being Very Pure. 
[ ] You Are Obedient And Follow Rules Without Question.
[ ] You Love God.
Total: 1


~Fairy/ELF~
[ ] You Enchant People. 
[ ] You Like Organic Things. 
[ ] You're Almost Always Smiling. 
[ ] You Love The World Around You. 
[x] You Get Attached To Animals Easily.
[ ] You're A Walking-Talking Chick-Flick/Prince-Charming.
[ ] You Fall In Love Easily. 
[ ] You Don't HATE Anyone.
[ ] You Have A Very Bright/Bubbly/Friendly Personality.
[x] You like long hair. 
Total: 2


Werewolf...huh...ok...NEXT!
I am Male, but I figured I'd do this one anyway.


Male side:


[ ] You love hoodies. 
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (It depends)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team. (Only ever in Gym)
[ ] Shopping is torture
[ ] Sad movies suck
[x] You own an X-Box. (An original X-Box...I'm out of date...) (UPDATE: Just got an Xbox One this last Christmas!)
[x] Played with small toy cars as a kid. 
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Green, Black, Red and Blue are, but not Silver)
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.

Male Points Total 9
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Female side:

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink. (HATE PINK!)
[x] Go to your mom for advice. (All the time!)
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black. (Wrong, I love black!)
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall. 
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (Ballroom and Swing Dance in Gym)
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Do Action Figures count as Dolls?)
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it. 
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Female Points Total 3
Name: Joshua

Star sign: Capricorn

Average of hours sleep: About 5 (Insomnia...)

Lucky number: 2, 4 (I like even numbers)

Last thing I googled: Name: Eric

When I started THIS account: 2 years ago (I've actually been here longer, through several previous accounts. This is my first Posting account)

Amount of watchers: 64 Watchers! Thank you all!

What do I post: Photography mainly, some commissioned character art for the stories I write. (Thanks Fedini :iconfedini:)

Do I run any more blogs: Not really.

Why I chose this username: I wanted to make my own fan/original web-videos and stories, under the name of Eclipse Productions, thus I called my account EclipseGroup because I wanted to collaborate with other artists. The 92 is my Birth Year. (24 Years Old...Ugh...)
  • Watching: Vice-Presidential Debates
  • Drinking: refreshe: Zero calorie cola

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then re-post as "I'm __% Virgin". Lowest number you have the more you've done!

[ ] Smoked
[x] Drank alcohol (I've tried alcohol before, but I don't like it.)
[x] Cried when someone died.
[ ] Been drunk
[ ] Had sex.
[x] Been to a concert.
[ ] gotten/given a handjob.
[ ] gotten/given a blowjob.
[ ] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%

[ ] Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[ ] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[ ] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
[ ] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] Been to prom.
[x] Cried at school
[x] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store
[ ] Went streaking.
[ ] Given or received a lap dance.
[ ] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

[ ] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[ ] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 
[ ] Kissed a stranger.
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car
[x] Gotten an x-ray.
[ ] Hit by a car.
[x] Had a party. (Just a birthday party)
[ ] Done serious drugs. 


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

[ ] Played strip poker/darts.
[ ] Got paid to strip for someone.
[ ] Run away from home.
[x] Broken a bone (My right, pinkie finger)
[x] Eaten sushi. (Don't like it)
[x] Bought porn
[x] Watched porn
[ ] Made porn 
[ ] Been in love

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%


[ ] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[ ] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] Shot a gun (At a gun range)
[ ] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 
[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (I love sci-fi on Netflix)
[x] Watched an animal die. (I comforted my dog as he passed away.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

[ ] Watched a person die.
[ ] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
[ ] Pranked somebody
[ ] Put somebody in the hospital.
[x] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[x] Kissed somebody of the same sex (Does my father count?)
[ ] Dressed punk.
[x] Dressed goth. (Just for fun/play acting)
[ ] Dressed preppy.
[ ] Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

[x] Avoided somebody.
[ ] Been stalked. 
[ ] Stalked someone.
[x] Met a celebrity (Neil Gaiman, my favorite author!)
[x] Played an instrument (I tried to learn guitar before, but gave up. I want to try it again though.)
[x] Ridden a horse.
[x] Cut yourself. (Only ever by accident)
[ ] Bungee jumped.
[x] Ding dong ditched somebody. 
[ ] Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73

I'm 73% virgin

  • Watching: "Arsenic and Old Lace
  • Playing: DC Universe Online
  • Drinking: Diet Coke